Monday, 13 June 2011

Reviewin' the House of Ewing

I watched Dallas back in the late 70s &  80s, and  the again over  the last few years as I acquired DVDs of the  legendary TV show. ( I am at the end of series  9, Debbie is still doing Dallas. ) I was a "Dallas" girl, NOT a "Dynasty" girl.
So I guess it was almost as silly as Pommie "Neighbours" fans going all the way out to see "Ramsey Street" in Melbourne, but I wanted to see the most famous ranch on TV,  Southfork.
We had booked into the Southfork Hotel, which is affiliated with Southfork Ranch -  a  very popular tourist attraction. So we drove a  little north out of the  big city  to a town called Plano.
The Hotel has a Dallas Theme going. One of  the restaurants there is the Cattlemen's Club, familiar to other fans of Dallas no doubt.
We did not eat here, but  in the morning we had breakfast in  Remington's Restaurant. This was adorned with large framed photographs of  the TV shows main stars, taken recently at a reunion.


In fact the stars had been at Southfork only  a week or so before us, to film a new Dallas show about the grown  John Ross & Christopher. The lady in the restaurant told me  that the staff had been asked if  they wanted to be extras!! Although she did not do this she was able to tell me  that Linda Gray was  lovely and Victoria Principal  - was stuck up!!  Sadly no comment about Larry Hagman though.
Our breakfast was great by the way, I love American Buffet breakfasts.  I tried  the grits and was not really impressed, but then the same lady specially  made some for me , how  she said they were supposed to  be made, a  kind of milky warm porridge, but made of ground corn and eaten with syrup.
It was a short  drive to Southfork Ranch, through lovely green rural areas. It was an overcast  day, and very muggy.  The Dallas area can get very humid. 
Before we joined a few others on the tour of Southfork we were beset upon by a  photographer who took my photo in the studio style set up.  He asked me who my favourite from  "Dallas" was, and even though I said Lucy or JR, he plonked a hat on my head and sat me in Bobby's ( Patrick Duffy ) chair. I think he believed all females loved Bobby the most.
 ...and this is Cameron & me, but I think Cameron ought to be wearing  bib & brace, have a piece of hay in his mouth  and be called Cletis. ( My C&W name is Rayette, named after Karen Black's character in 5 Easy Pieces.)

The actual Ewing Mansion is much smaller  than it apppears  on TV.  The outdoor scenes were filmed here, and  most indoor scenes were filmed in LA. The Theme from "Dallas' was played over and over again as we were  told the story of the home while sitting by that famous pool. I kept thinking about Sue Ellen  lounging here with a drink, or JR pushing  Cliff Barnes into the pool from the balcony. I would have loved to have jumped in myself!

We were then lead through the home, and here are a few photos of the inside.



Lucy Ewing's room, or how it might have been as imagined by designers of this tourist  attraction.
 We also strolled around the  outside grounds, and checked out  the gift shop and museum. It is interesting to recall being told that the ladies of Dallas would often have to be dressed up in  massive fur coats in that oppressive humidity. The make-up people would have been extremely busy too!


Jock Ewing's Cadillac

Something  I really liked!!! - Texas shaped tiles paving the outside of gift shop.

Sue Ellen's saddle

So that was about it, all very amusing. I bought  a few postcards and then  we left good ol'
 Southfork for further adventures, but not before getting a  photo of  that famous entrance!!

Now  that I am back  home, watching Dallas is a  bit surreal, having  seen all those places from the show, the tall office  buildings and the ranch. What fun!!! Back in the 80s, I would never in  a million years have thought I'd be doing all that. ( and I still have Dallas items from those days too !! )
Dallas  intro - season 9 below